You're A Purse With Legs Hoodie

Some observations don't need elaborating. They just need saying.

The You're A Purse With Legs Hoodie delivers one of Neon Rage's finest verdicts with complete conviction — original hand-drawn artwork on a heavyweight 280gsm drop-shoulder hoodie. Bold print. Proper build. The kind of piece that makes people read it twice and then immediately understand.

Features & materials:

• Heavyweight 280gsm fabric — 80% ringspun cotton / 20% polyester
• Soft cotton-faced fabric with modern drop shoulder fit
• Double fabric hood with self-colour drawcord
• Front pouch pocket with hidden earphone cord feed
• Ribbed cuffs and hem — twin needle stitching throughout
• WRAP Certified production — ethically made
• Printed to order in the UK

Sizes XS–5XL.

Care: Wash at 30°C. Do not tumble dry. Do not iron directly onto the print.

An observation. A verdict. A hoodie. In that order.