Wooooollllanker Hoodie

Some sheep are fluffy. Some sheep are friendly. This sheep is neither.

The Wooooollllanker Hoodie carries Neon Rage's most notorious woolly menace — a foul-mouthed field philosopher with strong opinions, questionable hygiene, and absolutely no interest in making a good first impression. Subtle logo print on the front. Large distressed artwork across the back. Heavyweight 280gsm drop-shoulder construction built for everyday wear.

The kind of hoodie that starts conversations and occasionally ends them.

Features & materials:

• Heavyweight 280gsm fabric — 80% ringspun cotton / 20% polyester
• Soft cotton-faced fabric with modern drop shoulder fit
• Double fabric hood with self-colour drawcord
• Front pouch pocket with hidden earphone cord feed
• Ribbed cuffs and hem — twin needle stitching throughout
• WRAP Certified production — ethically made
• Printed to order in the UK

Available in Jet Black and Platinum Grey. Sizes XS–5XL.

Care: Wash at 30°C. Do not tumble dry. Do not iron directly onto the print.

The Wooooollllanker accepts no responsibility for any offence caused. He doesn't care.

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